Just in time for Oscar season...

My movie-influenced list makes McSweeney's.

Smart Sequels and Spinoffs That Failed With the 18-to-34-Year-Old Demographic.

They're such backstabbers! (Or, you always declare war on the ones you love.)

Again, our current administration urges us to do battle with people (and "people") that it once befriended:

First it was Rumsfeld and Saddam with a cordial handshake before Rummie left Saddam to rot in prison in his skivvies.

Now, Bush is declaring war on the whole race of human-animal hybrids, but in the above photo, he looks awfully cozy... In fact, I can't even see where his hands are.


And, judging by the image above, it looks like this slutty man-bear has made the rounds with the whole Bush family.